{"id":70381,"date":"2024-03-14T09:45:31","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T02:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70381"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:34","slug":"she-woke-up-and-told-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/she-woke-up-and-told-her-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"She woke up and told her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman was taking an afternoon nap.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When she woke up, she told her husband, <strong>\u201cI just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>What do you think it means?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou\u2019ll know tonight,\u201d he said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled <strong>\u201cThe Meaning of Dreams.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, \u201cI just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?\u201d \u201cYou\u2019ll know tonight,\u201d he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70382,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, \u201cI just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70381","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/She-woke-up-and-told-her-husband.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70381\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>