{"id":70081,"date":"2024-03-11T16:03:37","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T09:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70081"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:36","slug":"a-little-10-year-old-girl-was-walking-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-little-10-year-old-girl-was-walking-home\/","title":{"rendered":"A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After following along for a while, turns to her and asks.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNO!\u201d Says the little girl as she keeps on walking.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNO!\u201d Says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cOkay kid, my last offer! I\u2019ll give you 20 Bucks and a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cLook, Dad, you\u2019re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley \u2013 YOU RIDE IT.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After following along for a while, turns to her and asks. \u201cHey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?\u201d \u201cNO!\u201d Says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks. \u201cHey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70082,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"After following along for a while, turns to her and asks. \u201cHey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?\u201d \u201cNO!\u201d...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70081","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-Little-10-year-old-girl-was-walking-home.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70081\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p>