{"id":70078,"date":"2024-03-11T16:01:21","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T09:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70078"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:36","slug":"jed-and-margaret-lived-a-simple-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/jed-and-margaret-lived-a-simple-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Jed and Margaret lived a simple life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and rushed down for breakfast.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Jed: <strong>Morning Maj, how\u2019d ya sleep?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Maj: <strong>Great, thanks for the breakfast!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Maj ate her breakfast happily, Jed by her side. After she finished she went to excuse herself\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Maj: <strong>Thanks again for breakfast! I\u2019m going to go feed the horses now!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Jed:<strong> All 24?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Maj: <strong>Yup!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Maj brought out an appropriate amount of carrots, but unfortunately stepped on one of the horse\u2019s hooves.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It kicked backwards really hard, sending her sailing!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Her husband had just left the house to help her out, but when he realized what happened he couldn\u2019t believe his eyes\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Jed: <strong>Holy crap! 24 carrot Maj-is in the air!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm. One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and rushed down for breakfast. Jed: Morning Maj, how\u2019d ya sleep? Maj: Great, thanks for the breakfast! Maj ate her breakfast happily, Jed by her side. After she finished she went to excuse herself\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70079,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm. One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and rushed down for breakfast.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70078","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Jed-and-Margaret-lived-a-simple-life.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70078\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>