{"id":70078,"date":"2024-03-11T16:01:21","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T09:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70078"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:36","slug":"jed-and-margaret-lived-a-simple-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/jed-and-margaret-lived-a-simple-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Jed and Margaret lived a simple life"},"content":{"rendered":"
Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm.\n One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and rushed down for breakfast.\n Jed: Morning Maj, how\u2019d ya sleep?\n Maj: Great, thanks for the breakfast!\n Maj ate her breakfast happily, Jed by her side. After she finished she went to excuse herself\n Maj: Thanks again for breakfast! I\u2019m going to go feed the horses now!\n Jed: All 24?\n Maj: Yup!\n Maj brought out an appropriate amount of carrots, but unfortunately stepped on one of the horse\u2019s hooves.\n It kicked backwards really hard, sending her sailing!\n Her husband had just left the house to help her out, but when he realized what happened he couldn\u2019t believe his eyes\n Jed: Holy crap! 24 carrot Maj-is in the air!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm. One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and rushed down for breakfast. Jed: Morning Maj, how\u2019d ya sleep? Maj: Great, thanks for the breakfast! Maj ate her breakfast happily, Jed by her side. After she finished she went to excuse herself\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70079,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm. One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and rushed down for breakfast.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70078","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Jed-and-Margaret-lived-a-simple-life.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70078\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}