{"id":70060,"date":"2024-03-11T14:45:25","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T07:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70060"},"modified":"2024-03-11T14:45:25","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T07:45:25","slug":"a-teenage-girl-come-home-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-teenage-girl-come-home-from-school\/","title":{"rendered":"A teenage girl come home from school"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cIs it true what Lisa just told me?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s that?\u201d asks her mother.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat babies come out of the same place where boys put their weapon?\u201d said her daughter.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes it is dear!\u201d replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn\u2019t have to explain it to her daughter.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBut then, when I have a baby,\u201d responded the teenager, <strong>\u201cwon\u2019t it knock my teeth out?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, \u201cIs it true what Lisa just told me?\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s that?\u201d asks her mother. \u201cThat babies come out of the same place where boys put their weapon?\u201d said her daughter. \u201cYes it is dear!\u201d replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70061,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, \u201cIs it true what Lisa just told me?\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s that?\u201d asks her mother.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70060","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-teenage-girl-come-home-from-school.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70060\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p>