{"id":69987,"date":"2024-03-11T08:43:09","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T01:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69987"},"modified":"2024-03-11T08:43:09","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T01:43:09","slug":"little-johnny-comes-home-from-school-with-a-black-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/little-johnny-comes-home-from-school-with-a-black-eye\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His father sees it and says, <strong>\u201cJohnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBut Dad, it wasn&rsquo;t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her back.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I reached over and pulled it out. That&rsquo;s when she hit me!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cJohnny,\u201d the father said.<strong> \u201cYou don&rsquo;t do those kind of things to women.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny&rsquo;s father said, <strong>\u201cJohnny, I thought we had a talk!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBut Dad,\u201d Johnny said,<strong> \u201cIt wasn&rsquo;t my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her back.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Then Bob, who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Now I know she doesn`t like this, so I pushed it back in!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, \u201cJohnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?\u201d \u201cBut Dad, it wasn&rsquo;t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69988,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"His father sees it and says, \u201cJohnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?\u201d \u201cBut Dad, it wasn't my fault.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69987","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Little-Johnny-comes-home-from-school-with-a-black-eye.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69987\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>