{"id":69958,"date":"2024-03-08T17:16:17","date_gmt":"2024-03-08T10:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69958"},"modified":"2024-03-11T14:03:35","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T07:03:35","slug":"a-man-and-a-woman-are-sl3eping-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-and-a-woman-are-sl3eping-together\/","title":{"rendered":"A man and a woman are sl3eping together"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man and a woman are sl3eping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, <strong>\u201cIt\u2019s my husband, you have to leave!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man jumps out of b3d, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street when he realizes something.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He goes back to the house and says to the woman, <strong>\u201cWait, I\u2019m your husband!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She replies giving him a d!rty look, <strong>\u201cSo why did you run?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a woman are sl3eping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, \u201cIt\u2019s my husband, you have to leave!\u201d The man jumps out of b3d, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street when he realizes something. He\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69960,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man and a woman are sl3eping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says,","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69958","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-man-and-a-woman-are-sleeping-together.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69958\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p>