{"id":69948,"date":"2024-03-08T17:13:40","date_gmt":"2024-03-08T10:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69948"},"modified":"2024-03-08T17:13:40","modified_gmt":"2024-03-08T10:13:40","slug":"a-married-couple-at-dance-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-married-couple-at-dance-club\/","title":{"rendered":"A married couple at dance club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A married couple are out one night at a dance club.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There\u2019s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife turns to her husband and says,<strong> \u201cSee that guy?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband says, <strong>\u201cLooks like he\u2019s still celebrating!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There\u2019s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, \u201cSee that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.\u201d The husband says,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69956,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There\u2019s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking,","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69948","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-married-couple-at-dance-club.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69948\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>