{"id":69456,"date":"2024-02-29T17:07:00","date_gmt":"2024-02-29T10:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69456"},"modified":"2024-02-29T17:07:38","modified_gmt":"2024-02-29T10:07:38","slug":"a-trucker-has-the-hardest-time-trying-to-explain-his-order-to-a-blonde-waitress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-trucker-has-the-hardest-time-trying-to-explain-his-order-to-a-blonde-waitress\/","title":{"rendered":"A Trucker Has The Hardest Time Trying To Explain His Order To A Blonde Waitress&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.\n</p><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-69459 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/02%5C/Albescent-White-Colorful-Soft-Texture-Background-Rounded-Rectangle-Frame-Mockup-Photo-Collage-7.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2000\"' height='\"1600\"'>\n</p><p>He said, <strong>\u201cI want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.\n<p>The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,\n</p><p><strong>\u201cThis guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is\u2026 an auto parts store?\n<p><strong>\u201cNo,\u201d the cook said.\n<p><strong>\u201cThree flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are 2 slices crisp bacon.\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cOh, OK!\u201d said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.\n<p>The trucker asked, <strong>\u201cWhat are the beans for, Blondie?\u201d\n<p>She replied, <strong>\u201cI thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might want to gas up!\u201d\n<p><strong>LOL\u2026\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, \u201cI want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, \u201cThis guy out there just ordered three\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69459,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-69456","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Albescent-White-Colorful-Soft-Texture-Background-Rounded-Rectangle-Frame-Mockup-Photo-Collage-7-e1709201253139.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69456\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>