{"id":69100,"date":"2024-02-28T09:58:25","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T02:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69100"},"modified":"2024-02-28T09:58:25","modified_gmt":"2024-02-28T02:58:25","slug":"the-baby-was-born-without-ears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/the-baby-was-born-without-ears\/","title":{"rendered":"The baby was born without ears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny\u2019s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny\u2019s family was invited over to see the baby.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Before they left their house, Little Johnny\u2019s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby\u2019s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When Johnny looked in the crib he said: <strong>\u201cWhat a beautiful baby.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The mother said, &ldquo;<strong>Why, Thank you Johnny.\u201d Johnny said: <strong>\u201cHe has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. <strong>Can he see all right?\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes\u201d, the mother replied, <strong>\u201cWe are so thankful. The Doctor said he will have 20\/20 Vision.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s great\u201d, said Little Johnny,<strong> \u201cCos he\u2019d be f*cked if he needed glasses!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny\u2019s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny\u2019s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny\u2019s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69101,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Little Johnny\u2019s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69100","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/The-baby-was-born-without-ears.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69100\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>