{"id":69067,"date":"2024-02-27T16:40:13","date_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69067"},"modified":"2024-02-27T16:40:13","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:40:13","slug":"there-was-an-old-woman-who-heard-a-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/there-was-an-old-woman-who-heard-a-song\/","title":{"rendered":"There was an old woman who heard a song"},"content":{"rendered":"

There was this old woman who heard a song called \u201cTwo Lips and Seven Kisses.\u201d\n

She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.\n

In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks,\n

\u201cDo you have \u201cTwo Lips and Seven Kisses?\u201d\n

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said,\n

\u201cNo, but I have two nuts and seven inches!\u201d\n

So the woman asked, \u201cIs this a record?\u201d\n

To which the man replied, \u201cNo, its average!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There was this old woman who heard a song called \u201cTwo Lips and Seven Kisses.\u201d She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, \u201cDo you have \u201cTwo Lips and Seven Kisses?\u201d The\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69068,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"There was this old woman who heard a song called \u201cTwo Lips and Seven Kisses.\u201d She called up information after hearing the song on the radio","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69067","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/There-was-an-old-woman-who-heard-a-song.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69067\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}