{"id":69067,"date":"2024-02-27T16:40:13","date_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69067"},"modified":"2024-02-27T16:40:13","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:40:13","slug":"there-was-an-old-woman-who-heard-a-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/there-was-an-old-woman-who-heard-a-song\/","title":{"rendered":"There was an old woman who heard a song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There was this old woman who heard a song called <strong>\u201cTwo Lips and Seven Kisses.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cDo you have \u201cTwo Lips and Seven Kisses?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The gas station attendant who answered the phone said,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cNo, but I have two nuts and seven inches!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So the woman asked,<strong> \u201cIs this a record?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>To which the man replied, <strong>\u201cNo, its average!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was this old woman who heard a song called \u201cTwo Lips and Seven Kisses.\u201d She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, \u201cDo you have \u201cTwo Lips and Seven Kisses?\u201d The\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69068,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"There was this old woman who heard a song called \u201cTwo Lips and Seven Kisses.\u201d She called up information after hearing the song on the radio","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69067","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/There-was-an-old-woman-who-heard-a-song.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69067\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p>