{"id":68915,"date":"2024-02-26T15:45:42","date_gmt":"2024-02-26T08:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68915"},"modified":"2024-02-26T15:45:42","modified_gmt":"2024-02-26T08:45:42","slug":"a-gorgeous-19-year-old-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-gorgeous-19-year-old-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"A gorgeous 19 year old girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The girl is so attractive that he just can\u2019t take his eyes off her\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI\u2019ll do anything you\u2019d like\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn\u2019t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I\u2019m game\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I want 100 dollars, and there\u2019s another condition\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She replies, <strong>\u201cYou have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her outstretched hand.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cPaint my house.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can\u2019t take his eyes off her After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68920,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68915","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-gorgeous-19-year-old-girl.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68915\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>