{"id":68831,"date":"2024-02-23T16:55:02","date_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68831"},"modified":"2024-02-23T16:55:02","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:55:02","slug":"two-homeless-men-are-devising-a-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/two-homeless-men-are-devising-a-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Homeless Men Are Devising A Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two Homeless Men Are Devising A Plan To Get Free Drinks At A Bar.\n

The First One Has An Idea: \u201cWe\u2019ll Buy A Hot Dog And Stick It Down Your Pants,\n

Walk Into The Bar, Get Our Drinks, Drink, And When The Bartender Asks For His Money, You Pull Down Your Pants And I Take it in my mouth That You Put Down There.\n

He\u2019ll Kick Us Out, And We Wont Have To Pay. It\u2019s Brilliant!\u201d\n

The Second Man Agrees And They Do This In The First Bar Where It Works Just As Planned.\n

Then They Hit Up 4 More Bars And The First Man Says, \u201cThis Is Great, Getting All These Free Drinks!\u201d\n

The Other Man Replies, \u201cYeah, Especially Because The Hot Dog Fell Out At The First Bar.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two Homeless Men Are Devising A Plan To Get Free Drinks At A Bar. The First One Has An Idea: \u201cWe\u2019ll Buy A Hot Dog And Stick It Down Your Pants, Walk Into The Bar, Get Our Drinks, Drink, And When The Bartender Asks For His Money, You Pull Down Your Pants And I Take\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68832,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Two Homeless Men Are Devising A Plan To Get Free Drinks At A Bar. The First One Has An Idea: \u201cWe\u2019ll Buy A Hot Dog And Stick It Down...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68831","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Two-Homeless-Men-Are-Devising-A-Plan.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68831\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}