{"id":68828,"date":"2024-02-23T16:38:20","date_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68828"},"modified":"2024-02-23T16:38:20","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:38:20","slug":"a-veterinarian-was-feeling-ill-and-went-to-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-veterinarian-was-feeling-ill-and-went-to-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc, when she interrupted him:<strong> \u201cAs a vet \u2013 I don\u2019t need to ask my patients all kinds of annoying questions: I can tell what\u2019s wrong just by looking. Why can\u2019t you?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, <strong>\u201cThere you are. Of course, if that doesn\u2019t work, we\u2019ll have to have you put to sleep.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc, when she interrupted him: \u201cAs a vet \u2013 I don\u2019t need to ask my patients all kinds of annoying questions: I can tell what\u2019s wrong just by\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68829,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc, when she interrupted him...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68828","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-Veterinarian-was-feeling-ill-and-went-to-doctor.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68828\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>