{"id":68819,"date":"2024-02-23T16:29:37","date_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68819"},"modified":"2024-02-23T16:29:37","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:29:37","slug":"sue-phones-her-husband-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/sue-phones-her-husband-at-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Sue phones her husband at work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Sue phones her husband at work,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>&ldquo;Dan, do you have time for a chat?\u201d\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cSorry, darling, this is not a good time \u2013 I\u2019m about to go into a board meeting.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBut this won\u2019t take long,\u201d Sue says, <strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI really haven\u2019t the time,\u201d says Dan, <strong>&ldquo;so just quickly tell me the good news.\u201d\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cOh, all right then, the good news is that the airbag on your brand new Mercedes works very well.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sue phones her husband at work, &ldquo;Dan, do you have time for a chat?\u201d \u201cSorry, darling, this is not a good time \u2013 I\u2019m about to go into a board meeting.\u201d \u201cBut this won\u2019t take long,\u201d Sue says, \u201cI just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.\u201d \u201cI really haven\u2019t the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68820,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Sue phones her husband at work, "Dan, do you have time for a chat?\u201d \u201cSorry, darling, this is not a good time \u2013 I\u2019m about to go into","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68819","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Sue-phones-her-husband-at-work.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68819\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></strong></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p>