{"id":68816,"date":"2024-02-23T16:26:56","date_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68816"},"modified":"2024-02-23T16:26:56","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:26:56","slug":"an-accountant-is-in-a-car-travelling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/an-accountant-is-in-a-car-travelling\/","title":{"rendered":"An accountant is in a car travelling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou re pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOne thousand, eight hundred and thirty-two.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The farmer is amazed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cExactly right\u201d, he says. <strong>\u201cHow did you work that out so fast?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cEasy,\u201d says the accountant\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI counted the number of feet and divided by 4.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, \u201cYou re pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?\u201d The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, \u201cOne thousand,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68817,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68816","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/An-accountant-is-in-a-car-travelling.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68816\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>