{"id":68810,"date":"2024-02-23T16:19:53","date_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68810"},"modified":"2024-02-23T16:19:53","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T09:19:53","slug":"monica-is-at-the-dentist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/monica-is-at-the-dentist\/","title":{"rendered":"Monica is at the dentist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Monica\u2019s mobile phone starts ringing.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers the phone pissed: <strong>What\u2019s up? What\u2019s up?, \u2013 some man asks.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Dentist: <strong>Who are you? I\u2019m Monica\u2019s husband.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Dentist: <strong>Listen, man, I\u2019m about to finish, she will spit it out and will call you back!!!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica\u2019s mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers the phone pissed: What\u2019s up? What\u2019s up?, \u2013 some man asks. Dentist: Who are you? I\u2019m Monica\u2019s husband. Dentist: Listen, man, I\u2019m about to finish, she will spit\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68811,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica\u2019s mobile phone starts ringing.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68810","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Monica-is-at-the-dentist.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68810\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>