{"id":68796,"date":"2024-02-23T15:55:00","date_gmt":"2024-02-23T08:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68796"},"modified":"2024-02-23T15:55:00","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T08:55:00","slug":"old-couples-text-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/old-couples-text-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Couple\u2019S Text Messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cIf you are sleeping, send me your dreams.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>If you are laughing, send me your smile.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>If you are eating, send me a bite.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>If you are drinking, send me a sip.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>If you are crying, send me your tears\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I love you.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband texted back to her:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI\u2019m on the toilet. Please advise.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68798,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68796","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Old-CoupleS-Text-Messages.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68796\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>