{"id":68646,"date":"2024-02-23T09:22:11","date_gmt":"2024-02-23T02:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68646"},"modified":"2024-02-23T09:22:11","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T02:22:11","slug":"a-middle-aged-couple-decided-to-try-one-last-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-middle-aged-couple-decided-to-try-one-last-time\/","title":{"rendered":"A middle aged couple decided to try one last time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He went to his wife and said, <strong>\u201cI cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. <strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHave you been fooling around on me?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His wife confessed, <strong>\u201cNot this time.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby. He went to\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68647,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68646","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-middle-aged-couple-decided-to-try-one-last-time.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68646\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>