{"id":68534,"date":"2024-02-21T17:13:44","date_gmt":"2024-02-21T10:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68534"},"modified":"2024-02-21T17:13:44","modified_gmt":"2024-02-21T10:13:44","slug":"how-do-you-do-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/how-do-you-do-it\/","title":{"rendered":"How do you do it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A girl was a pro-stute, but she did not want her grandma to know.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day the police raided a whole group of night girls at a party in a hotel and she was among them.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The police took them outside and had all the girls line up along the driveway.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly the girl\u2019s grandma came by and saw her.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhy are you standing in line, dear?\u201d she asked.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhy, that is awfully nice of them! I think I\u2019ll get some for myself,\u201d said the grandma.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A policeman went down the line, asking for information from all of the girls.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When he got to Grandma, he exclaimed,<strong> \u201cWow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Grandma replied, <strong>\u201cOh, it\u2019s easy, dear. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A girl was a pro-stute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of night girls at a party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the girls line up along the driveway. Suddenly the girl\u2019s grandma\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68535,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A girl was a pro-stute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of night girls at a party...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68534","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/How-do-you-do-it.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68534\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>