{"id":68532,"date":"2024-02-21T17:08:48","date_gmt":"2024-02-21T10:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68532"},"modified":"2024-02-21T17:29:13","modified_gmt":"2024-02-21T10:29:13","slug":"an-experiment-to-reach-beautiful-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/an-experiment-to-reach-beautiful-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"An experiment to reach beautiful woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful undressed woman on a bed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The mathematician said <strong>\u201cthis is pointless\u201d and stormed off.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The engineer agreed to go ahead with the experiment anyway.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The mathematician exclaimed on his way out <strong>\u201cdon\u2019t you see, you\u2019ll never actually reach her?\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>To which the engineer replied,<strong> \u201cso what? <strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Pretty soon I\u2019ll be close enough for all practical purposes!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful undressed woman on a bed. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician said\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68539,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They were both placed in a room and at the other end was...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68532","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/An-experiment-to-reach-beautiful-woman.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68532\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>