These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.\n
They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.\n
They got up there and went into a trader\u2019s store and told him, \u201cGive us enough supplies to last two men for one year.\u201d\n The trader got the gear together and on top of each one\u2019s supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.\n The guys said \u201cWhat\u2019s that board for?\u201d\n The trader said, \u201cWell, where you\u2019re going there are no women and you might need this.\u201d\n They said \u201cNo way! We\u2019ve sworn off women for life!\u201d\n The trader said, \u201cWell. take the boards with you, and if you don\u2019t use them. I\u2019ll refund your money next year.\u201d \n \u201cOkay,\u201d they said and left.\n Next year this guy came into the trader\u2019s store and said \u201cGive me enough supplies to last one man for one year.\u201d\n The trader said, \u201cWeren\u2019t you in here last year with a partner?\u201d\n \u201cYeah\u201d said the guy. \u201cWhere is he?\u201d asked the trader.\n \u201cI shot him\u201d said the guy.\n \u201cWhy?\u201d \n \u201cI caught him in bed with my board.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a trader\u2019s\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68399,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68394","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/They-swore-never-seen-woman-again.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68394\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}