{"id":68382,"date":"2024-02-20T15:40:53","date_gmt":"2024-02-20T08:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68382"},"modified":"2024-02-20T15:40:53","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T08:40:53","slug":"a-married-couple-never-fight-in-25-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-married-couple-never-fight-in-25-years\/","title":{"rendered":"A married couple never fight in 25 years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known <strong>\u201cHappy going marriage\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Editor: <strong>\u201cSir. It\u2019s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>We had been to Bora Bora for honeymoon after marriage.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse\u2019s back and said\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis is your first time\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a while, it happened again.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This time she again kept calm and said\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis is your second time\u201d and continued.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I shouted at my wife:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She gave a silent look and said:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis is your first time&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband: <strong>\u201cThat\u2019s it. We are happy ever after.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known \u201cHappy going marriage\u201d. Editor: \u201cSir. 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