{"id":68360,"date":"2024-02-20T14:58:08","date_gmt":"2024-02-20T07:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68360"},"modified":"2024-02-20T14:58:08","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T07:58:08","slug":"a-little-boy-asked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-little-boy-asked\/","title":{"rendered":"A little boy asked…"},"content":{"rendered":"

A little boy asked his father a question.\n

\u201cDad, I know that babies come from mommies\u2019 tummies. But how do they get there in the first place?\u201d he asked innocently.\n

After dad hemmed and hawed for a while, the kid finally spoke up in disgust.\n

\u201cYou don\u2019t have to make something up, Dad. It\u2019s okay if you don\u2019t know the answer.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A little boy asked his father a question. \u201cDad, I know that babies come from mommies\u2019 tummies. But how do they get there in the first place?\u201d he asked innocently. After dad hemmed and hawed for a while, the kid finally spoke up in disgust. \u201cYou don\u2019t have to make something up, Dad. It\u2019s okay\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68365,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"\u201cDad, I know that babies come from mommies\u2019 tummies. But how do they get there in the first place?\u201d he asked innocently.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68360","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-little-boy-asked.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68360\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}