My nephew is 5. I’m 33F.\n
A few months ago he asked me \u201cAuntie Franny, are you a grown-up?\u201d\n I got really quiet, cautiously looked around, put my finger to my mouth and told him, \u201cIm still a kid, but you can\u2019t tell anyone because no one knows.”\n His eyes got huge and he loudly whispered \u201cI KNEW IT!!!”\n Now every time I see him, he comes up to me at some point and whispers \u201cDon\u2019t worry, I haven\u2019t told them.\u201d\n Then proceeds to ask more question about my life as a secret kid.\n And every time I\u2019m video chatting with him and my sister, he sneaks an obvious wink, and I wink back, and only we know what that wink means.\n And to this day, he is the only person that knows I\u2019m still a kid and that I\u2019ve been faking it all this time.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My nephew is 5. I’m 33F. A few months ago he asked me \u201cAuntie Franny, are you a grown-up?\u201d I got really quiet, cautiously looked around, put my finger to my mouth and told him, \u201cIm still a kid, but you can\u2019t tell anyone because no one knows.” His eyes got huge and he loudly\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68358,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"My nephew is 5. I'm 33F. A few months ago he asked me \u201cAuntie Franny, are you a grown-up?\u201d I got really quiet, cautiously looked around,","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68354","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/My-nephew-is-5.-Im-33F.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68354\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}