{"id":68351,"date":"2024-02-20T14:38:25","date_gmt":"2024-02-20T07:38:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68351"},"modified":"2024-02-20T14:38:25","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T07:38:25","slug":"johnny-was-going-to-his-fathers-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/johnny-was-going-to-his-fathers-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Was Going To His Father\u2019s House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny was going to his father\u2019s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He was walking to his father\u2019s house with his wagon behind him when he came to this hill.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He started up the hill but was constantly swearing\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis God d@mn thing is so heavy\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A priest heard him and came out.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou shouldn\u2019t be swearing,\u201d said the priest.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cGod hears you\u2026He is everywhere\u2026He\u2019s in the church\u2026He\u2019s on the sidewalk\u2026He\u2019s everywhere\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then Little Johnny says\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh is he in my Wagon\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The priest replies\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes Johnny God is in your Wagon\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny says\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell tell him to get the hell out and start pulling\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny was going to his father\u2019s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. He was walking to his father\u2019s house with his wagon behind him when he came to this hill. He started up the hill but was constantly swearing \u201cThis God\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68352,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Little Johnny was going to his father\u2019s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68351","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Johnny-Was-Going-To-His-Fathers-House.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68351\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>