{"id":68345,"date":"2024-02-20T14:34:33","date_gmt":"2024-02-20T07:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68345"},"modified":"2024-02-20T14:35:51","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T07:35:51","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-went-to-the-fairgrounds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-husband-and-wife-went-to-the-fairgrounds\/","title":{"rendered":"A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.\n</p><p>The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn\u2019t comfortable with that.\n</p><p>So the wife went on the ride by herself.\n</p><p>The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband\u2019s feet.\n</p><p><strong>\u201dAre you hurt?\u201d he asked.\n<p><strong>\u201dOf course I\u2019m hurt!\u201d she replied.\n<p><strong>\u201cThree times around and you didn\u2019t wave once!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn\u2019t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband\u2019s feet.\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68349,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn\u2019t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68345","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-husband-and-wife-went-to-the-fairgrounds.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68345\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>