Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father.\n
\u201cDaddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!\u201d\n
\u201cThat\u2019s a great son. Who is she?\u201d\n
\u201cIt\u2019s Sandra, the neighbour\u2019s daughter\u201d\n
\u201cOhhh I wish you hadn\u2019t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.\u201d\n
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later.\n
\u201cDaddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!\u201d\n
\u201cThat\u2019s a great son. Who is she?\u201d\n
\u201cIt\u2019s Angela, the other neighbour\u2019s daughter.\u201d\n
\u201cOhhhh I wish you hadn\u2019t said that. Angela is also your sister.\u201d\n
This went on a couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.\n
\u201cMum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can\u2019t date any of them because dad is their father!\u201d\n
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:\n
\u201cMy love, you can date whoever you want. Don\u2019t listen to him He isn\u2019t your father.\u201d whoever you want. Don\u2019t listen to him He isn\u2019t your father.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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