Husband tells the wife that he is going for a 3-day church conference.\n
Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says,\n
\u201cDarling, let\u2019s pray together before you leave.\u201d\n Husband says, \u201cYes.\u201d\n Wife prays loudly,\n \u201cOh Lord! Grant my husband travelling mercies.\u201d\n Husband: \u201cAmen!\u201d\n Wife: \u201cOh Lord! Let my husband\u2019s mind not waver. Let him become impotent if he commits adultery.\u201d\n Husband: Silent!\n Wife: \u201cOh Lord! If he commits any adulterous act, let him not come home alive.\u201d\n Husband silent. Now starts sweating!\n Wife: \u201cOh Lord! If he cheats his wife, kill him\u2026\u201d\n Husband: \u201cOh shut up! I am no longer going! The holy spirit just told me that the meeting is cancelled!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Husband tells the wife that he is going for a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, \u201cDarling, let\u2019s pray together before you leave.\u201d Husband says, \u201cYes.\u201d Wife prays loudly, \u201cOh Lord! Grant my husband travelling mercies.\u201d Husband: \u201cAmen!\u201d Wife: \u201cOh Lord! Let my husband\u2019s mind not waver. Let\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68340,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Husband tells the wife that he is going for a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68339","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-Husband-Tells-The-Wife.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68339\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}