A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.\n
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,\n
\u201cHow am I supposed to know? We\u2019re 200 miles inland!\u201d and hangs up.\n Her husband rolls over and asks,\n \u201cSweetheart, who was that?\u201d\n \u201cI don\u2019t know, some dumb b!tch asking if the coast is clear.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, \u201cHow am I supposed to know? We\u2019re 200 miles inland!\u201d and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, \u201cSweetheart, who was that?\u201d \u201cI don\u2019t know, some dumb b!tch asking if\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68302,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, \u201cHow am I supposed to know? We\u2019re 200 miles inland!\u201d and hangs up.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68301","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-married-couple-is-sleeping-when-the-phone-rings-at-3-AM.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68301\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}