{"id":67341,"date":"2024-02-02T23:49:44","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:49:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67341"},"modified":"2024-02-02T23:49:44","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T16:49:44","slug":"irishman-says-something-he-shouldnt-have-about-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/irishman-says-something-he-shouldnt-have-about-his-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Irishman Says Something He Shouldn\u2019t Have About His Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-67358 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/02%5C/15.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2000\"' height='\"1600\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/15.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>Irishman Says Something He Shouldn\u2019t Have About His Wife At The Pub.\n</p><p>This Is Brilliant. John O\u2019Reilly hoisted his beer and said, <strong>\u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!\n<p>\u201cThat won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, \u201cI won the prize for the best toast of the night. \u201c\n</p><p>She said, <strong>\u201cAye, did ye now. And what was your toast? \u201c\n<p><strong>John said, \u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife. \u201c\n<p><strong>John said, \u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife. \u201cOh, that is very nice indeed, John!\u201d\n<p><strong>Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John\u2019s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, \u201cJohn won\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Irishman Says Something He Shouldn\u2019t Have About His Wife At The Pub. This Is Brilliant. John O\u2019Reilly hoisted his beer and said, \u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife! \u201cThat won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67358,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-67341","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/15.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67341\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>