A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie\u2019s house, and grandpa got out.\n
The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn\u2019t find his way home.\n
\u201cMorris,\u201d said grandma,\n \u201cyou\u2019ve been going to that park for over 30 years, how come you get lost today?\u201d\n Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn\u2019t hear, grandpa whispered,\n \u201cI wasn\u2019t lost. I was just too tired to walk home.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Police Car Pulled Up In Front Of Grandma House. A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie\u2019s house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn\u2019t find his way home. \u201cMorris,\u201d said grandma, \u201cyou\u2019ve been going to that\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66667,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Police Car Pulled Up In Front Of Grandma House.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66666","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/72.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66666\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}