{"id":66270,"date":"2024-01-25T16:31:25","date_gmt":"2024-01-25T09:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66270"},"modified":"2024-01-25T16:31:25","modified_gmt":"2024-01-25T09:31:25","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-restaurant-with-a-full-grown-ostrich-behind-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-walks-into-a-restaurant-with-a-full-grown-ostrich-behind-him\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Walks Into A Restaurant With A Full-grown Ostrich Behind Him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The waitress asks them for their orders.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man says, <strong>\u2018A hamburger, fries and a coke,\u2019 and turns to the ostrich, \u2018What\u2019s yours?\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018I\u2019ll have the same,\u2019 says the ostrich.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A short time later the waitress returns with the order\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018 That will be $9.40 please,\u2019 and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,<strong> \u2018A hamburger, fries and a coke\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The ostrich says,<strong> \u2018I\u2019ll have the same\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This becomes routine until the two enter again.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018The usual?\u2019 asks the waitress.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,\u2019 says the man.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018Same,\u2019 says the ostrich.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, <strong>\u2018That will be $32.62.\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cExcuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Says the man, <strong>\u201cWell, several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>The first wish I asked was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The waitress said <strong>\u201cThat\u2019s brilliant! Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you\u2019ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live. How smart of you!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s right. Whether it\u2019s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact amount of money is always there,\u201d says the man proudly.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The waitress asks, <strong>\u201cBut, what\u2019s that ostrich all about?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man sighs, pauses and answers with a heavy heart,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMy second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who accompanies me wherever I go and agrees with everything I say\u201d.\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:'>MORAL OF THE STORY:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Men\u2019s brains work brilliantly until they start thinking about a woman!!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>If you liked this, please share by using the share button below.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, \u2018A hamburger, fries and a coke,\u2019 and turns to the ostrich, \u2018What\u2019s yours?\u2019 \u2018I\u2019ll have the same,\u2019 says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order \u2018 That\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":66273,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. 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