An old man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk,\n
When he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.\n
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.\n
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the old drunk,\n
\u201cAre you ready to find Jesus?\u201d\n The drunk old man answers, \u201cYes, I am.\u201d\n So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.\n He pulls him up and asks the drunk,\n \u201cBrother, have you found Jesus?\u201d\n The drunk old man replies, \u201cNo, I haven\u2019t found Jesus.\u201d\n The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,\n \u201cHave you found Jesus, my brother?\u201d\n The drunk old man again answers, \u201cNo, I haven\u2019t found Jesus.\u201d\n By this time the preacher is at his wit\u2019s end and dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time holds him down for about 60 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.\n The preacher again asks the old man,\n \u201cFor the love of God, have you found Jesus?\u201d\n The drunk old man wipes his eyes catches his breath and says to the preacher,\n \u201cAre you sure this is where he fell in?”\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An Old Man Is Stumbling Through The Woods Totally Drunk An old man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk, When he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66263,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An Old Man Is Stumbling Through The Woods Totally Drunk","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66262","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/36.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66262\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}