{"id":66230,"date":"2024-01-25T14:34:39","date_gmt":"2024-01-25T07:34:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66230"},"modified":"2024-01-25T14:34:39","modified_gmt":"2024-01-25T07:34:39","slug":"curious-gentleman-ask-old-man-what-he-is-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/curious-gentleman-ask-old-man-what-he-is-doing\/","title":{"rendered":"Curious Gentleman Ask Old Man What He Is Doing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Curious Gentleman Ask Old Man What He Is Doing\n

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub.\n

An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.\n

A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.\n

\u201cFishing,\u201d replied the old man.\n

Poor old fool,\u201d thought the gentleman.\n

So he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.\n

Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked,\n

\u201cAnd how many have you caught?\u201d\n

“You\u2019re the eighth.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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