An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.\n
She told the artist,\n
\u201cPaint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.\u201d\n \u201cBut you are not wearing any of those things,\u201d replied the artist.\n \u201cI know,\u201d she said.\n \u201cIt\u2019s in case I should die before my husband. I\u2019m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, \u201cPaint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.\u201d \u201cBut you are not wearing any of those things,\u201d replied the artist. \u201cI know,\u201d she said. \u201cIt\u2019s in case I should die before my husband.\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66026,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66025","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/3-2.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66025\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}