{"id":65177,"date":"2024-01-10T17:43:02","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T10:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65177"},"modified":"2025-02-28T11:08:59","modified_gmt":"2025-02-28T04:08:59","slug":"a-old-man-meets-a-beautiful-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-old-man-meets-a-beautiful-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"A Old Man Meets A Beautiful Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A 70-year-old man has never been married.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l0ve at first sight.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When they get back, his friend says to him, <strong>\u201cSo, tell me, how was it?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, it was beautiful,\u201d says the man.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThe sun, the surf, we made l0ve almost every night, we -\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His friend interrupts him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cA man your age! How did you make l0ve almost every night?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&ldquo;Oh,\u201d says the man, <strong>\u201cWe almost made l0ve Monday, we almost made l0ve Tuesday.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l0ve at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, \u201cSo, tell me, how was it?\u201d \u201cOh, it was beautiful,\u201d says the man. \u201cThe\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115371,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l0ve at first sight. .","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65177","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Old-Man-Meets-A-Beautiful-Girl.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115372,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65177\/revisions\/115372"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>