{"id":65177,"date":"2024-01-10T17:43:02","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T10:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65177"},"modified":"2025-02-28T11:08:59","modified_gmt":"2025-02-28T04:08:59","slug":"a-old-man-meets-a-beautiful-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-old-man-meets-a-beautiful-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"A Old Man Meets A Beautiful Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"

A 70-year-old man has never been married.\n

One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l0ve at first sight.\n

They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.\n

When they get back, his friend says to him, \u201cSo, tell me, how was it?\u201d\n

\u201cOh, it was beautiful,\u201d says the man.\n

\u201cThe sun, the surf, we made l0ve almost every night, we -\u201d\n

His friend interrupts him.\n

\u201cA man your age! How did you make l0ve almost every night?\u201d\n

“Oh,\u201d says the man, \u201cWe almost made l0ve Monday, we almost made l0ve Tuesday.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l0ve at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, \u201cSo, tell me, how was it?\u201d \u201cOh, it was beautiful,\u201d says the man. \u201cThe\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115371,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l0ve at first sight. .","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65177","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Old-Man-Meets-A-Beautiful-Girl.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115372,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65177\/revisions\/115372"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}