{"id":65172,"date":"2024-01-10T17:41:36","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T10:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65172"},"modified":"2025-02-28T11:09:58","modified_gmt":"2025-02-28T04:09:58","slug":"a-man-is-getting-into-the-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-is-getting-into-the-shower\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Is Getting Into The Shower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Before she says a word, Bob says, <strong>\u201cI\u2019ll give you $800 to drop that towel.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel in front of Bob.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWho was that?\u201d \u201cIt was Bob the next door neighbor,\u201d she replies.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cGreat,\u201d the husband says, <strong>\u201cdid he say anything about the $800 he owes me?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, \u201cI\u2019ll give you $800 to drop that\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115373,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65172","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Man-Is-Getting-Into-The-Shower.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115374,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65172\/revisions\/115374"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>