{"id":65143,"date":"2024-01-10T17:06:26","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T10:06:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65143"},"modified":"2025-03-03T17:36:48","modified_gmt":"2025-03-03T10:36:48","slug":"a-man-drinks-a-shot-of-whiskey-every-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-drinks-a-shot-of-whiskey-every-night\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Drinks A Shot Of Whiskey Every Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After years of this the wife wants him to quit, so she gets 2 shot glasses, filling 1 with water the other with whiskey.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She gets him to the table with the glasses and has his bait box there too.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She says <strong>\u201cI want you to see this.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She puts a worm in the water it swims around.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She puts a worm in the whiskey and the worm dies.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She says <strong>\u201cso what do you have to say about this experiment?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He says <strong>\u201cIF I DRINK WHISKEY I WON\u2019T GET WORMS!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this the wife wants him to quit, so she gets 2 shot glasses, filling 1 with water the other with whiskey. She gets him to the table with the glasses and has his bait box there too. She says \u201cI want\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115960,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65143","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Man-Drinks-A-Shot-Of-Whiskey-Every-Night.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65143"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115961,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65143\/revisions\/115961"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>