{"id":65140,"date":"2024-01-10T17:03:33","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T10:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65140"},"modified":"2024-06-11T15:57:49","modified_gmt":"2024-06-11T08:57:49","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-get-up-on-sunday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-husband-and-wife-get-up-on-sunday-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn\u2019t dressed for church.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhy aren\u2019t you dressed for church?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSimple. I\u2019m not going.\u201d \u201cWhy not?\u201d \u201cWell, I\u2019ll give you three pretty good reasons why I\u2019m not going.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>First of all, the church is cold in the morning. It\u2019s just cold. Second, no one there likes me. Everyone is always talking about me behind my back.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And third, most important of all, I just don\u2019t feel like going!\u201d \u201cWell, I\u2019ll give you three pretty good reasons why you ARE going.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>First of all, the church isn\u2019t cold in the morning; it\u2019s warm. Second, I think, or I\u2019m pretty sure, that there are some people there who do like you, and third you\u2019re the minister, so get dressed.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn\u2019t dressed for church. \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you dressed for church?\u201d \u201cSimple. I\u2019m not going.\u201d \u201cWhy not?\u201d \u201cWell, I\u2019ll give you three pretty good reasons why I\u2019m not going. First of all, the church is cold in the morning.\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":65141,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65140","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/b2.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65140\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/65141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>