{"id":65125,"date":"2024-01-10T13:41:38","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T06:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65125"},"modified":"2024-01-10T13:41:38","modified_gmt":"2024-01-10T06:41:38","slug":"i-just-dont-wanna-go-to-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/i-just-dont-wanna-go-to-school\/","title":{"rendered":"I just don\u2019t wanna go to school!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mom: Time to wake up and go to school!\n</p><p>Son: No, I don\u2019t wanna go to school today!\n</p><p>Mom: But you have to go to school.\n</p><p>Son: But, I don\u2019t wanna go to school.\n</p><p>Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school.\n</p><p>Son: Well, all the students hate me\u2026 and\u2026 All the teachers hate me\u2026 and\u2026 I just don\u2019t wanna go to school!\n</p><p>Mom: Well, I have a lot to do today, and I can\u2019t take care of you today\u2026\n</p><p>Two, you are over 40-years-old\u2026\n</p><p>And three, you are the principal.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don\u2019t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don\u2019t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":65126,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65125","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/wq.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65125\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/65126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>