\n\n
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.\n
\u201cThere is a blind man to see you,\u201d she says.\n
\u201cWell, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I\u2019m in the shower.\n
Send him in.\u201d\n
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them.\n
She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: \u201cThat\u2019s nice and all, ma\u2019am, but you can put your clothes on now.\n
Where do you want me to put these blinds.\n
While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth.\n
Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head.\n
The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck.\n
His daughter comes in with her date.\n
The man explains the situation, and the daughter\u2019s date says,\n
\u201cI can get the peanut out.\u201d\n
He tells the father to sit down, shoves two fingers into the father\u2019s nose, and tells him to blow hard.\n
The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear.\n
After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says,\n
\u201cIsn\u2019t he smart? I wonder what he plans to be.\u201d\n
The father says, \u201cFrom the smell of his fingers,\n
I\u2019d say our son-in-law\n
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