\nSo grab your favorite beverage, find a comfy chair, and get ready to embark on a journey filled with humor, absurdity, and a healthy dose of belly laughs.\n
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One day johnny’s mam asks the class, “Which part of the human body goes to heaven first?”
\nSuzi said, “Well, it’s our hands.
\nWe do all the good things with our hand, so they are bound to go to heaven first.”
\nTeacher says, “very good. Anybody else?”
\nRocky says, “Well, it’s our heart.\n
\nWe think all the good things with our heart, so it’s bound to go to heaven first.”
\nTeacher says, “very good.
\nDo you want to say something, Johnny?”
\nJohnny says, “Our legs go to heaven first.”
\nTeacher, not getting any clue says, “How comes it, Johnny?”
\nJohnny says, “Yesterday night, I was passing through my parent’s room, & there was my mom,-legs high in the air- screaming ‘Oh God!
\nI am cumming'”\n
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Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
\nThe first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal.”
\nThe second one says, “That’s nothing.
\nMy Daddy can eat six.”
\nLittle Jonny starts laughing and says, “My Daddy can eat light bulbs.”
\nThe other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind.
\nThey ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
\nLittle Jonny replies, “Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, ‘Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'”\n
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For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
\nHis father said, \u201cSon, we\u2019d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There\u2019s no way we can afford it.\u201d\n
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The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
\nSo he asked, \u201cSon, where are you going?\u201d
\nLittle Joe told him: \u201cI was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I\u2019ll be damned if I\u2019m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!\u201d\n