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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
\nTheir favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
\nOne day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
\nJohnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”\n
Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
\n“No,” says his mom, “of course not.”
\nLittle Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends,
\n“It’s okay, we can play that game again!”\n
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One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?” His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” “No”, said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, “Then you’re not old enough.”\n
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The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, “Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?” His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” “No” said Little Johnny. “Then you’re not old enough.” his grandpa replied.\n
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, “Can I have some of your cookies?” Little Johnny replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” His grandpa replied, “It most certainly can!” Little Johnny replied, “Then go fuck yourself.\n
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.”
\nThen asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”
\nLittle Johnny raised his had and replied, “Get yourself a new boyfriend.”\n
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