{"id":61904,"date":"2023-11-01T10:59:43","date_gmt":"2023-11-01T03:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=61904"},"modified":"2023-11-01T11:01:37","modified_gmt":"2023-11-01T04:01:37","slug":"the-teacher-asked-for-a-show-of-hands-for-who-could-use-the-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/the-teacher-asked-for-a-show-of-hands-for-who-could-use-the-word\/","title":{"rendered":"The teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word &ldquo;beautiful&rdquo;&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Life can sometimes be a bit too serious, and we believe that everyone deserves a good laugh. Whether you&rsquo;re in need of a pick-me-up, a chuckle, or a hearty guffaw, you&rsquo;ve come to the right place. \u00a0\n<p>One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word &ldquo;beautiful&rdquo; in the same sentence twice.<br>\nFirst, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, &ldquo;My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.&rdquo;<br>\n&ldquo;Very good, Suzie,&rdquo; replied the teacher.\n</p><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-61905 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/1.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"940\"' height='\"788\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/1.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><br>\nShe then called on little Michael.<br>\n&ldquo;My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, he said.<br>\n&ldquo;Excellent, Michael!&rdquo;<br>\nThen, the teacher called on little Johnny.<br>\n&ldquo;Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, &lsquo;Beautiful, f.u.c.king beautiful!'&rdquo;\n</p><p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-61906 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/2.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"940\"' height='\"788\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/2.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h3><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/little-johnny-was-sitting-in-class-doing-math-problems%5C/%5C%22">Laughter is the best medicine, and we encourage you to share these jokes and stories with your friends and family.\n<p>Little Johnny&rsquo;s teacher asks, &ldquo;George Washington not only chopped down his father&rsquo;s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.<br>\nDo any of you know why his father didn&rsquo;t punish him?&rdquo;<br>\nLittle Johnny replies, &ldquo;Because George was the one holding the axe?\n</p><p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-61907 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/3.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"940\"' height='\"788\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/3.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h3>A Smile for Your Day\n</h3><p>The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more that one syllable.<br>\nJane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?<br>\nAfter some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday.<br>\nGreat Jane that has two syllables, Mon&hellip;&hellip;day<br>\nDoes anyone know another word.<br>\nI do, I do, me me me replied Johnny.<br>\nKnowing Johnny&rsquo;s more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead.<br>\nOk Mike, what is your word.<br>\nSaturday. says, Mike.<br>\nGreat, that has three syllables.<br>\nNot wanting to be outdone Johnny says &rdquo; I know a four syllable word, pick me&hellip;..&rdquo;<br>\nNot thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, &ldquo;O.K.<br>\nJohnny what is your four syllable word?&rdquo;<br>\nJohnny proudly says, &ldquo;Mas&hellip;tur&hellip;ba&hellip;tion.&rdquo;<br>\nShocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, &ldquo;Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful&rdquo;<br>\nNo Maam, your thinking of blow job, and that&rsquo;s only two syllables.\n</p><p>We hope these light hearted joke stories have brought a touch of laughter and joy to your day. In a world that can sometimes feel a bit too serious, taking a moment to chuckle and share a smile can be a breath of fresh air.\n</p><p>Come back for more doses of laughter and silliness, and remember, the world is a much brighter place with a good laugh. <a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/OCrafts.2018%5C/%5C%22">Thanks for visiting, and stay tuned for more hilarious adventures! \ud83d\ude04\ud83c\udf89\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life can sometimes be a bit too serious, and we believe that everyone deserves a good laugh. Whether you&rsquo;re in need of a pick-me-up, a chuckle, or a hearty guffaw, you&rsquo;ve come to the right place. \u00a0 One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":61909,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"The teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word","_seopress_titles_desc":"We hope these light hearted joke stories have brought a touch of laughter and joy to your day, the world is a much brighter place...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[382],"class_list":{"0":"post-61904","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh-littlejohnny"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/black-yellow-coming-soon-facebook-post.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/61909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></a></p></a></h3></a></h1>