{"id":61840,"date":"2023-10-31T08:25:30","date_gmt":"2023-10-31T08:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=61840"},"modified":"2023-10-31T08:25:30","modified_gmt":"2023-10-31T08:25:30","slug":"little-johnny-was-sitting-in-class-doing-math-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/little-johnny-was-sitting-in-class-doing-math-problems\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,\n

“Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?”
\n“None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.”
\n“Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.”
\nLittle Johnny says, “I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?”
\n“Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone.”
\n“No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.”\n

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.\n

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\nHe watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.
\nAfter a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
\nHis father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
\nJohnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”\n

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Remember, life is full of surprises, and sometimes the best way to face them is with a grin. \n

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee.\n

His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
\nLater that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly.
\n“That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
\nLater that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor.
\nShe jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.
\nLittle Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”\n

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Share these jokes with friends, family, or colleagues, and let the laughter ripple through your day.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"