{"id":61815,"date":"2023-10-31T08:07:10","date_gmt":"2023-10-31T08:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=61815"},"modified":"2023-10-31T08:07:10","modified_gmt":"2023-10-31T08:07:10","slug":"the-teacher-had-asked-the-class-to-write-an-essay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/the-teacher-had-asked-the-class-to-write-an-essay\/","title":{"rendered":"The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.\n

Usually she slept through the class.
\nOne day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?”
\nWhen April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
\n“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.
\nA while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber.
\nOnce again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
\n“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.
\nThen the teacher asked April a third question.
\n“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
\nAnd again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
\nThis time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!”
\nThe Teacher fainted.\n

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.\n

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\nShe started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
\nAfter a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
\nThe teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
\n“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”\n

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.\n

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\nLittle Johnny got up to read his.
\nIt began, “My daddy fell in a well last week.”
\n“Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”
\n“He must be,” said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”\n

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