{"id":106202,"date":"2025-01-03T14:49:19","date_gmt":"2025-01-03T07:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=106202"},"modified":"2025-01-03T14:49:41","modified_gmt":"2025-01-03T07:49:41","slug":"an-elderly-gentleman-goes-for-a-check-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/an-elderly-gentleman-goes-for-a-check-up\/","title":{"rendered":"An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, \u201cYou appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cIn fact, I do,\u201d said the old man. \u201cAfter I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After examining an elderly woman, the doctor asked, \u201cEverything looks fine. Do you have any medical concerns you\u2019d like to discuss?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman shook her head and said she had no concerns. The doctor then added, \u201cYour husband mentioned something unusual. He said after being intimate with you the first time, he\u2019s hot and sweaty, but after the second time, he\u2019s cold and shivering. Any idea why that might be?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman chuckled and replied, \u201cOh, that silly old man! That\u2019s because the first time is in August, and the second is in January!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, \u201cYou appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?\u201d \u201cIn fact, I do,\u201d said the old man. \u201cAfter I have love I am usually hot\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":106208,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-106202","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/An-elderly-gentleman-goes-for-a-check-up.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":106207,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106202\/revisions\/106207"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/106208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>