{"id":104618,"date":"2024-12-23T14:54:13","date_gmt":"2024-12-23T07:54:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=104618"},"modified":"2024-12-23T14:54:13","modified_gmt":"2024-12-23T07:54:13","slug":"a-little-boy-siting-on-santas-lap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-little-boy-siting-on-santas-lap\/","title":{"rendered":"A little boy siting on Santa\u2019s lap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A little boy about nine or ten, was siting on Santa\u2019s lap.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Santa pointed his finger in the boys face, and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>\u201cGeorge I know what you want for Christmas! A T-O-Y.\u201d \n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>\u201cNope!\u201d replied George.<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-104621 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/writehorizon.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/12%5C/A-little-boy-siting-on-Santas-lap.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"732\"' height='\"915\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/A-little-boy-siting-on-Santas-lap.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>Then again, pointing his finger in the boys face, <b>\u201cYou want C-A-N-D-Y.\u201d \n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>\u201cNope!\u201d replied George.\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>\u201cThen just what the hell do you want,\u201d ask Santa.\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'>George looked Santa in the face, pointing his finger,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>\u201cI want some P-*-*-S-Y! And don\u2019t tell me that you don\u2019t have any.\n</b><p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>Because I can smell it on your finger!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</b><p>A little boy about nine or ten, was siting on Santa\u2019s lap. Santa pointed his finger in the boys face, and said, \u201cGeorge I know what you want for Christmas! A T-O-Y.\u201d \u201cNope!\u201d replied George. Then again, pointing his finger in the boys face, \u201cYou want C-A-N-D-Y.\u201d \u201cNope!\u201d replied George. \u201cThen just what the hell\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":104621,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-104618","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/A-little-boy-siting-on-Santas-lap.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":104622,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104618\/revisions\/104622"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/104621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></b></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>