funnystories – Write Horizon https://writehorizon.com Make Your Day Fri, 08 Dec 2023 10:30:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://writehorizon.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/cropped-Black-Vintage-Emblem-Tree-Logo-1-32x32.png funnystories – Write Horizon https://writehorizon.com 32 32 231211893 Hang Out With Homeowner’s Wife https://writehorizon.com/hang-out-with-homeowners-wife/ Fri, 08 Dec 2023 23:00:57 +0000 https://alternatech.net/?p=64188 The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.

‘You did a great job,’ he said and handed the man his money.

‘Also, in order to thank-you, here’s an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.’

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking the painter had forgotten something the man asked, ‘What’s the matter, did you forget something?’

‘Nope.’ replied the painter. ‘I’m just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.’

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Those wanting to be married

Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of the morning service. After the benediction, Father Henry had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be married.

‘Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?’ Father Henry requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

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