Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out: He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop…
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Sometimes in life, things are never what they may seem. Many years ago, a friend of mine told me the following true story… When he was…
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a…
Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose…
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with…
3 dads bragging about their children’s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30…
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot…
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window,…
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two…
Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was…